{"id":494,"date":"2014-10-30T16:32:06","date_gmt":"2014-10-30T21:32:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rcveeder.net\/blog\/?p=494"},"modified":"2014-10-30T16:32:56","modified_gmt":"2014-10-30T21:32:56","slug":"the-tree-shaped-like-a-monster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rcveeder.net\/blog\/2014\/10\/30\/the-tree-shaped-like-a-monster\/","title":{"rendered":"The Tree Shaped Like A Monster"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>CHAPTER ONE<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Heather and Nicole were in love. They sat under the tree shaped like a monster and spoke about the things of love. They got out a knife. They tried to cut their initials into the bark of the tree, but blood came out of the wood.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>CHAPTER TWO<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Then in Fall when they raked up the leaves that fell off the tree they found Heather and Nancy&#8217;s skeletons under the leaves.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>The End<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CHAPTER ONE Heather and Nicole were in love. They sat under the tree shaped like a monster and spoke about the things of love. They got out a knife. They tried to cut their initials into the bark of the tree, but blood came out of the wood. CHAPTER TWO Then in Fall when they [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-494","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes","category-prose"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rcveeder.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/494","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rcveeder.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rcveeder.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rcveeder.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rcveeder.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=494"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.rcveeder.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/494\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":495,"href":"https:\/\/www.rcveeder.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/494\/revisions\/495"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rcveeder.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=494"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rcveeder.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=494"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rcveeder.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=494"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}