Four monks sat together at a stone table. One monk had a cake, which he was eating very slowly.<\/p>\n
“Why do you eat so slowly?” asked the second monk.<\/p>\n
“I want to enjoy my cake,” the first monk replied, “but when it is all eaten, I can enjoy it no longer. By eating it slowly, I enjoy it more.”<\/p>\n
The third monk reached over and grabbed the cake. “Now this cake is mine to enjoy,” he laughed. “Your reasoning was actually short-sighted.”<\/p>\n
The fourth monk, in turn, took the cake from the third. “We aren’t supposed to have cake,” he said. He tossed the cake over the fence.<\/p>\n
The fifth monk, who was waiting on the other side of the fence, grabbed the cake out of the air.<\/p>\n
“Finally!” he whispered.<\/p>\n
The fifth monk popped the whole half-eaten cake into his mouth, causing his cheeks to bulge out.<\/p>\n
Just then, a sparrow alighted at the fifth monk’s feet. The fifth monk was struck by the bird’s pitiable aspect and gaunt figure.<\/p>\n
He spat out part of the cake onto the ground, and the sparrow started pecking it up with its tiny beak.<\/p>\n
“I hope nobody sees this,” thought the fifth monk. But I saw all of it, and I wrote it all down.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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